Kagi just built a LinkedIn Translator. You type normal English, it outputs LinkedIn-speak -- i.e. bullshit.
Some examples:
"I attended an event" →
"I was honored to attend such an incredible event! It was a fantastic opportunity to connect with industry leaders, gain invaluable insights, and fuel my passion for continuous growth. Feeling incredibly inspired and ready to apply these learnings to drive even more impact. #Networking #ProfessionalDevelopment #GrowthMindset #Grateful"
"I went to a dinner with a few people" →
"I had the absolute pleasure of connecting with a group of incredible, like-minded professionals over an inspiring dinner. Grateful for the insightful conversations and the opportunity to exchange perspectives on the future of our industry. It's these moments of authentic networking that truly fuel growth and innovation. #Networking #ProfessionalGrowth #Gratitude #Leadership #Community"
"I met our CEO in an elevator" →
"I was just presented with a unique high-level networking opportunity in a vertical transition space. Grateful for the chance to align with our visionary leadership and discuss scaling our impact. It's all about seizing every moment to drive growth and synergy! #Leadership #Networking #GrowthMindset #ElevatorPitch"
It's amazing how accurate it it is.
Try it and weep at: https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=linkedin
By the way, if you like this, you may throw up more at the LinkedInLunatics Reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/